I have been desperately trying to find a fic for days, and it is really bothering me that I haven't found it yet.
In the fic, the Glee club members are going on a trip, but they can't all fit in the van, so Rachel decides that Kurt has to sit on Puck during the ride. Kurt is really unhappy about this and he and Rachel get into a screaming match, causing a scene, and Puck is unusually quiet during the entire exchange, and while he doesn't seem all that happy about the arrangements, he seems pretty accepting of it and gets into his seat without making a hassle. Kurt then gets into the van and sits on Puck so that he is least touching him, like at the edge of his legs or something. Later, Puck has fallen asleep, while Kurt is trying to stay awake because he's afraid to lay back on Puck but he keeps nodding off and eventually he falls asleep leaning on Puck's chest. He awakens later to find (I think) that Puck's arms are wrapped around him and he feels a certain something of Puck's sticking up, and Kurt thinks that Puck's having a dream about girls. Then there's some hip thrusting from Puck, and Kurt is debating whether he should wake Puck up or not, thinking that Puck will kill him if he finds out what's happening. Finally, he decides to wake him up, so he starts calling his name, but everytime he speaks that certain something of Puck's twitches underneath him, and then there's a lot of in-seat grinding going on, which was initiated by Puck as it turns out he was awake, and I think in the middle Puck tells Kurt to be quiet so as not to wake up the others.
If anybody could help me find this particular fic, words cannot express how thankful I would be. Seriously, I would really, really, REALLY appreciate it!
Thanks in advance for all your help, guys! :)
*found by boysinperil, who is the AWESOMEST! Thank you! It is The Long Ride Home by maeby_sparrow: http://community.livejournal.com/puckur