I tried to look for it via Google or going over several of the reclists I've read as of late, but I just can't seem to find it ): I'm not really sure if I saw it in a rec post or simply the author's fic masterlist, but it's been driving me crazy with curiosity, and I was hoping someone in here would recognize it and kindly point me in the right direction.
So, yeah. Any help would be really appreciated, for the sake of my sanity (or what's left of it, anyway), and I hope the mods do tell me if I'm making some sort of terrible faux pas or butchering comm rules or something, and I'll be sure to correct them as soon as possible.
FOUND: "Proverbial (Fair and wise and good and gay)" by wordplay.
Thanks again to bitter_sea226 for finding it! :D