I'm looking for three specific scenes that I remember which may or may not be part of the same fic (I read unhealthy amounts of slash and post-graduate study eats your brain), they are:
1) Burt finds out that both Puck and Finn kissed Kurt (only Puck was relationshippy, Finn was confused, I think), and thinks that Kurt is small and girl-like and wants to go shoot the jocks for taking advantage.
2) Both Puck and Kurt have homophobic graffiti sprayed on their lockers, and Puck freaks out a bit and feels guilty that Kurt with his soft hands can manage cleaning the spray paint off when he can't, despite having hands hardened by pool cleaning.
3) Kurt fixes Artie's van and sticks the oil rag in his back pocket. Puck's watching and gets turned on, I remember their being I line along the line of " When he saw Kurt doing some thing like a normal guy little Puck went 'I'll have two of those'".
Illusory cookies and cake will be awarded.
Thanks in advance.
Found:Emocezi's The Question Verse: http://emocezi.livejournal.com/133889.h