Okay, so I read this fic a while back and now despite my many googling attempts, I cannot for the life of me find it.
Here's what I remember:
-The pairing was puck/kurt.
-It was a one shot.
-The majority of it was told from the POV of their new neighbours.
-Puck and Kurt had just moved into a new apartment and were loudly christening it, but the neighbours called the cops because they thought that kurts frantic cries of "No-Ah!" were that of a woman being raped.
If anyone could help me find this fic I would be eternally grateful.